The Weezul was of course born on Samhain, as all weezuls generally have been during this last century. Incidentally the Weezul was born a female in the Year of the Boar under the sign of the Chocolate Chip Cookie.

Things that the Weezul doesn't like: sunshine on her face, gossip, bad drivers, THE NRA, people that don't have their pets fixed, wife-beaters (both the shirt and the shitheads), second hand smoke, floods, disease, mosquitoes, hate mail mongers, habanera peppers, corn beef hash, bad drivers, Britney Spears, liars, the us vs. them ethic, Political Debates that upset normal programming, the stereotype against therapy, road construction, hailstorms, guns, internet teens, the infamous question: A/S/L?....LOL, bad drivers, incorrect grammar, stinky farts, telemarketers who won't take no for an answer, pop-up banners, acne on important dates, Rush Limburger, backstabbing wenches, cellulite, crow's feet, men who won't cry, bad drivers, spam, disgruntled Postal Workers, unpatriotic people, being late, Rottweilers in 3ft fences, sneezing, being smarter than everyone else....oh yeah, and did I mention bad drivers? Thus this is the weezul, but if you want the naked truth...